Mallory

Mallory is that kind of friend that peppers you non stop and is chasing kids non stop the nonce he needs to be stopped.

Did you see Mallory the other day chasing after that young boy somebody call the nonce police

by Steve no jobs November 7, 2022

Mallory

She is the most beautiful person, the kindest, happiest, most amazing person on the planet, and tries to be kind through every endeavor, no matter how much it hurts either person.

I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.

by Just don't... April 22, 2023

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021

Mallory

Meany winy

Mallory is mean

by GAYESTBOY69\ March 25, 2022

haley mallory

You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.

When are you going to be like haley mallory

by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014

Mallory

Mallory is a sexy fool. She is always being pro, but she can be very annoying. She’s kind sometimes but also mean sometimes. She’s the best at being ratchet, but an amazing best friend.

Mallory is a bitch

by Blubber DJ's August 21, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is a girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with she is so special and she will love you and care for you. Make sure that you treat her well because she deserves the best, she is like one one else, Mallory is a great kisser and will make you feel complete. I love you Mallory!

cheese Mallory

by Natheil November 15, 2020