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Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”
by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018
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Zach

If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM
by JMlove614 June 4, 2019
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Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!
by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018
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zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.
Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online
by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020
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Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
by Big peene March 4, 2019
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zach

by swbehenehej November 14, 2018
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