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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Why do you want to know? Just so you can find an excuse to not kill yourself? There isn't any "true" meaning to life, just what you want to make your stay here on the horrible landfill of a planet we made.

The meaning to life is what you want to make it, there isn't just one meaning. The closest thing to one purpose we have, is to be born, reproduce, and die. There isn't anything else to it.
by Perfluoropentanoic acid November 30, 2025
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Guy one: *drinking a dr pepper*
Guy two: YO YOU FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE!!
Guy one: *Acends*
by Saddfoxx March 15, 2023
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Have fun, enjoy living (playing video games in my opinion) or..................
Go to school then get a job to get money to survive to go to your job until you get old and retired and die.
Random Philosopher 1: what's the meaning of Life?
Random Philosopher 2:I just have sex for pleasure, that's my meaning of life.
Random Philosopher 1:Yeah, I should do that too,lets go for a threesome!
Random philosopher 2: Ok, why not.
by Potato Paltato Boi October 31, 2017
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