the meaning of life

who the fuck knows

Stooge: dude ... (hits blunt) so like ... what's the meaning of life and shit
Blender: who the fuck knows
Stooge: damn, I never thought of it that way

by Mark Rust December 14, 2020

The meaning of life

42

What's the meaning of life?

42

by Whoamiwhatismyprune January 9, 2022

the meaning of life

literally to reproduce(sex)

bro 1: hey bro what's the meaning of life
bro 2: to fuck big booty bitches

by nice_balls_nigga November 14, 2019

the meaning of life

42

According to the hitchhickers guide trough the galaxy the answer to the meaning of life is 42.

by yomeaning42 August 14, 2016

The meaning of life

42

The meaning of life X 10=420

by some corpse February 26, 2018

The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.

“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”

by Fuzت November 17, 2023

The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.

Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.

by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023