Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole

I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud

by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015

milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014

Milk Dud

When your man puts chocolate on your titties and calls it a milkdud.

tities smothered in chocolate. I am gonna have some Milk Dud.

by Sarah R. Drain August 15, 2006

milk my duds

The act or process of yourself or another, gently massaging the testacles until satisfaction...

"Man, I had my lady 'milk my duds' last night and I can still feel the tingling sensation."
milk duds lady sensation pleasure testacles

by 1017OkinawaThug March 1, 2016

burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Milk Dud

A man that has mixed racial backgrounds, but acts black around his colored friends, and EXTREMELY white with thug overtones around everyone else.

People that use racial words to describe themselves and others as thuggish while driving a brand new Ford Explorer or nicer vehicle and wearing the best Ralph Lauren.
Milk Dud trippin in a minute when he went to Macy's, the line was long as hell

by Beast B. August 24, 2006