Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.
I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.
by SIGMA ENIGMA October 08, 2024
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swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.
Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.
by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.
Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.
by Derkaiser91 March 21, 2016
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Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024
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Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.
Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler
by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025
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Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 05, 2020
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