In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
Get the The Lemon Law mug.The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.
i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.
i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.
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Get the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel mug.The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!
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Get the Law of the Lesser Percentile mug.The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.
But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.
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