swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.

My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.

by Suck it miller January 29, 2014

Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock

by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 6, 2013

to swing neck

To swing neck means to suck, a gargantuan dick. So big, you can't do it by simply putting it in your mouth. You have to go to the point to deep throat the colossus and swing your whole neck (and upper body) back and forth to really suck the whole giant

Hey did you hear about how Melissa blew Michael?
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...

Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!

by Festive Bear July 21, 2017

Boulder Swing

A type of under garment that holds the testicles in a swing like cloth, it is currently only availiable in Europe and will become available in the U.S. in the spring

Will Ferrell perfers the Boulder Swing over the banana hammock and whitie tighties

by Khondaker Sadman August 22, 2008

donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

Swing copters

Made by the flappy bird person. It is like flappy bird, but like 1,000,000,000,000,000x harder.

Person 1: "Have you heard of swing copters?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It is a game made by the flappy bird people."
Person 2: "Fuck me!"

by Jag5536 August 30, 2014