smegma-master

Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.
Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
by willinatorn December 21, 2023
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Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it
“hey i need some of paul’s smegma
okay here”
by yellow turf December 07, 2023
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Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
by Becker936 January 28, 2017
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aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.
My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.
by ScottLilDong December 15, 2016
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.
I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.
by Sudberry January 08, 2022
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What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.
Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!
by Evola May 12, 2024
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