SEVENTEEN

Seventeen are a 13 member group who outsold. If you don't like seventeen then you don't like talent.

someone: who did seventeen outsell?

me: ur mum hahahaha...

by iheartsunoo July 11, 2022

shveetnheiman

Totally sweet in an especially german fashion.

Coined by the one and only Ryan.

That is totally shveetnheiman

by kaitmonster October 14, 2008

seventeener

a person who masturabates 17 times a day

seventeener is a disgutstimg person

by CJ JFJXVDFJ June 13, 2011

Seventeen

A magazine directed towards teenagers- particularly girls- and is intended to turn them into sluts. If looked at by a normal person, it will probably make them want to kill someone as it is incredibly dumb and consists of nothing educational.

Person 1: Hey just picked up a copy of Seventeen!

Person 2: So this is how I die.

by The Xbox Controller January 20, 2013

seventeen

a fucking banger

(song by rich brian)

guy 1: hey man did u hear seventeen by rich brian?
guy 2: yeah mate it was a fuckin banger

by Shitpecker August 23, 2018

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

Shent Tyson

The act of being shady, and having a god syndrome due to your parents having large amounts of money. Even though you don't actually possess anything of worth yourself.

Don't be acting all shent tyson right now , you ain't god cause your mama has money....lol

by Sandman1978 June 23, 2017