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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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Eat shit pit

A saying used by the West Virginia University fans (aka the best people) to the school Pit during the rivle game 85 is used during the song Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline EAT SHIT PIT good times never seemed so good.
by WVU fan June 20, 2024
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eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off
you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck
by ted mager August 5, 2018
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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