Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

preppy shitheads

computer geeks and nerds that program the bullshit!

Bill Gates started the original "preppy shitheads" by creating them!

by jeffernator June 13, 2022

shithead

A nice way of calling your friends/parter. Basically a pet name!

How are you doing shithead?

I miss you, shithead.

by Raf'ed April 25, 2022

Shithead

Pronunciations:
1. /ʃɪθi d/
2. /ʃɪthɛd/

Definitions:

1. a person who is worthless and stupid
2. an woman’s name

She is a shithead.

by watto1818 April 30, 2022

Shithead

A person who is being a little shit.

You’re a shithead!

by Serenalikescats October 2, 2022

shithead

The act of someone giving you head when your shitting

i got some fire shithead the other day when i was in the bathroom for a while

by braybraysoma January 6, 2022

Shithead

The Governor of the state of Illinois. Commonly referred to as JB Pritzker.

Ol' Shithead is at it again, making policy to please Shitcago, fucking over the rest of the state.

by Bald Bastid December 8, 2021