Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Resting meth face

A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.

I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face

by Tittytata April 2, 2020

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 1, 2018