Ranting

Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!

Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.

by The legendary husky October 27, 2020

HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.

I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!

by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024

Sushi style rant

When someone goes on for an hour about a thing and everyone in the party stays silent agreeing

Wilbur went on a sushi style rant on ant eaters

by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021

Rant rant

This means that something stinks, has a foul oder or that it's rinkey dink or disorganized.

I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant

by Kiara strayhorn February 11, 2023

ranting

ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.

It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.

you will get through this no matter what.

you deserved better y/n

you have so much potential in life please do not give up

I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter

love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3

jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening

by ur_unkowndarling<3 June 23, 2021

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013