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unplanned pregnancy

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby
Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.
by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023
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Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant
Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .
by Comic shane May 31, 2018
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pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
by Smitty45 June 7, 2018
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Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
by Smitty45 June 11, 2018
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Pregnancy

Lennon is the creator of pregnancy, she's been pregnant over 200000000000069 times. She is a pro.

also everyone wants to fuck her and loves her
"Lennon did you create pregnancy"

*goes into labour*
by Lennon.loves.ou November 17, 2022
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Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
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Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
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