Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
by BamBamKam December 01, 2014
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pedo-leech

Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.

Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.
The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.
by carlaandchloe August 26, 2007
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Genio Pedo

A bizarre laughing humanoid hyena. This mammal is hard to domesticate but possible nevertheless. Can be fed with anything but it has to be accompanied with cheese. It has the laughing syndrome disease; it laughs at the slightest movement and sound; the duration can last for more than a month. Although this syndrome can be annoying for its masters, laughing is crucial for a genio's survival. This mammal is blind (eyelids are always closed) so it uses ultrasound (laughing) to navigate through space and create a visual image of it's environment. This strange creature has a bizarre ecology; it hates it's own specie. Furthermore it looks for a mate twice younger and twice smaller.
Genio Pedo: hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha...hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha wadafax hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha...hahahahahahhahaha
by HKUSTFREAK January 18, 2011
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Light pedo

Man/woman who dates person who is close or at the age of consent
That dude always dates 18 year old girls, he is a light pedo
by SeniorStaffWhiteHouse August 18, 2019
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Crazy Pedo

"OMG I THINK THERE'S A CRAZY PEDO FOLLOWING ME!"
by Bobbalou July 16, 2008
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pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.
Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
by alcoholic_crow December 12, 2011
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pedo-bear

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping
by stalkker May 30, 2019
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