October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 30, 2019

October 31

A day that you have a secret cult with your friends and steal candy from children

Girl#1: do you know what it is tomorrow????!
Girl#2: obviously it’s October 31st; you know what that means......
Group: stealing candy from children!!!!!!!!

by Til-Tok thot696969skskskskksk October 30, 2019

October 31

October 31, what do you think it is. Halloween you stupid a$$ h0e :)

Person 1: bro guess what October 31 is!!
Person 2:taco tues-
Person 1-Halloween you idiot

by Tacos are cool 🤡 October 27, 2019

October 31

Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious

Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)

by Analsniffer69 October 31, 2019

October 31

Halloween duh, you dumb idiot

Tom: bro it is October 31 what are you going to be for Halloween

Tyler: joe
Tom: who tf is joe
Tyler: JOE MAMA😂

by Trey44 October 27, 2019

october 31

Its nationtal smak that ass,give a kiss,or fuck them

Hey its october 31 you know what that means do what you got to do

by Savannah chloesw October 31, 2019

October 31

A REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

-Yooo who's birthday is it today? (October 31)
+It's a REAL NIGGA BIRTHDAY

by A real N-word December 05, 2019