Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
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Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
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Get the National Fuck a Asian Day mug.On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
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Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
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You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
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