Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.

I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.

by chzmn January 8, 2016

Muddy Mississippi

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

by Adam c January 9, 2015

muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013

Muddy Minge

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.

The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.

Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".

Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."

Some guy- "Why man?"

Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"

by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010

Muddy marsh

Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.

I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.

by mhpbutnot November 30, 2018

Muddy tractor

When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks

Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.

by Indy Andy jones November 20, 2021