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Minty Bell

A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.
His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.
by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024
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full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.
"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."
by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015
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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral
"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"
by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020
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Minty

I was feeling very minty at our high school reunion.
by Birdie01 November 26, 2020
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Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.
Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.
by posu May 30, 2011
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Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else
What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class
by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023
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