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Maggie Lindemann

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.
why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.
by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021
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muggie

when someone takes an ugly pic of u
"OI i got bare muggies of you"
by cee.x November 19, 2022
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite of as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
by alexsfakeball May 17, 2005
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Maggie

a bad bitch that you cant kill

most likely desevers to commit rope levitation, depending on the situation

has resting bitch face, and gives off a chill stoner vibe

is 43% gay

denied being anything but heterosexual when she had the international bisexual haircut

is really good at art

loves hearing tea

quotes memes/vines in almost every conversation

fucking loves bts
Person 1: Maggie's hella chill
Person 2: She looks like a stoner who's blunt was put out, doesnt have snacks, is paranoid, and done with everyone's shit
Person 1: She's my best friend. I promise, she's chill.
by death-sexual November 10, 2018
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Maggie Harding

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.
Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!
by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009
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Maggie Griffin

Kathy Griffin's Mom. Kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. Maggie Griffin is an Irish-Catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. She was on "Kathy Griffin-My life on the D-list" She is always telling Kathy to stop offending celebrities. She thinks she knows all the celebrities, I guess she is a little crazy. She wrote a book titled "Tip it!: The world according to Maggie" in 2010.
Person 1: "Who's that elderly woman standing next to Kathy Griffin?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats Maggie Griffin, She is Kathy's mom. I think she is very energetic for a 90 year old."
by Kyraanne3 April 12, 2011
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Maggie

Maggie loves to be with friends all the time! She is the cutest person you will ever meet and is so genuine. She loves having fun but can also be a great listener when it comes down to it. Cherish your maggie with all your heart. You never want to lose an amazing girl like this
Being around maggie is so much fun!
by we know, we know March 20, 2017
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