Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.
He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.
by mosha timja March 25, 2013
by Kaspi September 24, 2021
Boy 1, oh man I saw this boy last night and he was a Mattie Trye.
Boy 2, no way bro I was I was a Mattie Trye.
Boy 2, no way bro I was I was a Mattie Trye.
by George. March 01, 2021
by Shortbboy May 15, 2020
A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).
He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.
He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.
by Rebocci December 11, 2016
someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole
by Jimmehalmighteh May 16, 2011
Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
by Ben Dover2.0 February 05, 2014