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Malloree

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.
mallory love funny sweet malloree
by Jamcd March 5, 2014
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Julia Malloy

She is such a Julia Malloy.
by Melonnxoxoxo October 16, 2010
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Malloy

A man who plays by nobodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

While his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. Despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy Malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

Depending on the situation Malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. However he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.
Example 1

Police Commissioner : 'You need to start playing by the rules Malloy!'

Malloy : 'I play by nobodies rules. I have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case'

Example 2

Fire Chief : 'I can't believe Malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules'

Fireman : 'I know, he comes into work drunk too'

Secretary : 'Yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.' *swoon*

Fire Chief : 'That's why I'm putting him forward for the medal of SUPER FIREFIGHTING'

Example 3

Man : 'Did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?'

Woman : 'I know, what a fucking Malloy.'
by Cpt. Malloy September 1, 2011
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Mallori

If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.
I love how mallori is humble.
by Never leave a rose on a beach January 21, 2017
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Joe Malloy

Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011
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malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.
"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016
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Mallorca

One of the most beautiful islands in the Mediterranean sea, it have a lot of beaches, nice women, mountains...

It pertains to the Balearic Islands and it's one of the most rich states of Spain.

The official languages are Spanish and Catalan.
Food it's so good and have a lot variety: panades, ensaimada, crespells, sobrassada, botifarrons, frit mallorqui, trempó...
-Hey dude! Where are you from?
-I'm from Mallorca?
-Where's that?
-It's an island in the Mediterranean Sea
by MarkyV August 2, 2017
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