by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006
A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 08, 2011
The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.
by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021
Monti’s are usually a shy person but they have a sexy body and they attract alot of men, once you get to know them they open up and they are caring and lovely!
by Savqiny August 13, 2023
A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice
by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022
Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants
by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 08, 2018