by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006
Get the monty python and the holy grailmug. A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 14, 2011
Get the Monty Python Birthday Hell Songmug. The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymologymug. 
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by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
Get the Monty’s bloody padmug. Monty is pretty much a god. When he enters the room silence shortly follows. Montys are very wrong and are seen as the elite of the elite. Some compare him to comedians and are usually extremely good looking and intellectual. Some would say that friends of Montys are known as his disciples. Montys are very good at socialising and often have people curled up on the floor laughing. They usually excel in sciences and have beautiful eyes.
by UrbanWarrior31 September 29, 2021
Get the Montymug. A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.
by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021
Get the fluffy montymug.