Moby Complex

A psychological complex rooted in the subconscious of all men that perpetually makes them insecure about the size of their penis, regardless of its size.
Named after the Moby Huge Dildo and first described by psychologist Charles Christopher White Jr.

"Why's your boyfriend acting so pissed off?"
"He has a Moby Complex."

by BakedPsychologist December 1, 2024

Moby Dick

A book by Herman Melville.

My teacher read Moby Dick to me after class. We did not have sex.

by gigantopiphicgenitaliaaura May 17, 2021

Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.

Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick

by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022

mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss July 3, 2012

Moby Bitch

A very large woman that at first glance could be mistaken for a whale and harpooned on the spot who also just sucks at life and is a total fuck.

Shit, that girls a total Moby Bitch

by Mr.Logic May 27, 2012