Mallory

Mallory is that kind of friend that peppers you non stop and is chasing kids non stop the nonce he needs to be stopped.

Did you see Mallory the other day chasing after that young boy somebody call the nonce police

by Steve no jobs November 7, 2022

Mallory

Thats my name so like im the best and loyal, only if u r !! So like yeah add my discord 😍 idkahuhu#6666

Someone: bro i really need a good and loyal friend/gf/bf

Someone else: lemme get u a mallory

by OMGJSUTWORK May 3, 2022

Mallory

Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.

*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.

by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022

mallory

a mallory is a super crazy person. shes really funny and pretty she stays loyal to her friends and she likes everyone. she likes volleyball and is athletic. she gives everything 100%

whos that girl overthere
that was mallory

by idontknowidkidontknow April 1, 2022

Mallory

Meany winy

Mallory is mean

by GAYESTBOY69\ March 25, 2022

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

Mallory

A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.

Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"

by craig101 September 8, 2021