Jesse

The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know

Jesse shut up!

by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017

Jesse

He is an unstoppable force of murderous rage and fury.

Run, Jesse's got a gun!

by Captain Ferret January 9, 2018

Jesse

LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG

Jesse licks dogs asshole European slut

by Daddy28;88485 April 14, 2019

Jesse

My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!

Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!

by 025150 January 30, 2017

Jesse

He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.

Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse

by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015

Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008

Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.

Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.

by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018