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Hudson Mishap

Named for the astonishing water landing of a passenger jet in the Hudson River by Chesley "Sully" Sulenberger III.

A sexual maneuver that takes place in an area that is either tiled or covered in a linoleum or other laminate floor. The act begins with the man on his knees, holding the woman in front of him, supporting her weight with his arms, facing one another, penis inserted into her vagina. The man, who has a full bladder, pulls his penis out of the vagina and urinates on the floor behind her. He then re-inserts his penis into her vagina, lowers her back onto the fresh urine, and with one big thrust of his pelvis/penis he sends her gliding across the floor like a jet coming in for a water landing. The true HM includes the man throwing his arms and head back in celebration at the moment of uncoupling after the thrust.
So Jimmy says, "My girl can't get enough of my giving her the old 'Hudson Mishap,' but I hate cleaning up after it."
by Danny "Happy Monkey" Hammer February 28, 2011
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Chase hudson

by Helppmeee February 10, 2019
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Hudson Falls

Hudson Falls I pretty much the Gay Mecca of upstate new york. If you go to school there, you will come out either gay or partially gay. Megan Fox must have went to school there. For all the gays, there is, and will only be three top Hudson Falls Gays. One, is, and always will be, the main hag. One, has had sex with every gay in the tri-state area. And the other, knows the penis size of every gay and straight guy, pretty much known to man.
My best friend dated a girl that went to Hudson Falls, then he turned gay and dated her best friend...now hes straight again (but he had sex with her other gay)
by Cha Cha Divas June 28, 2009
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Hudson River

Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.
Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!
by Señor Sweet Beatz August 24, 2008
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Amber and Hudson

Two people who are madly in love and will be together for eternity. <3
by awoman November 7, 2010
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Hudson Yards

A real estate complex of ugly glass buildings located on the West Side of Manhattan. It's basically a billionare's dream city built by Stephen Ross for the rich and privileged to enjoy. And the rest of New Yorkers stay out, except for the wastebasket monument which doesn't have good views anyway.
Stephen Ross: Welcome to my new estate project Hudson Yards
Bystander: For rich faggots like you
by Lord Pesteron February 14, 2020
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Land It On The Hudson

Caucasian Definition:
An expression used when one finds himself in a difficult and trying situation and somehow manages to pull out a viable and productive outcome.

Ghetto Definition:
When you're about to get fucked but your like, fuck that nigga, I gotta plan.
Scenario 1:

Heikal: My girlfriend walked in on me having sex with her best friend.

Divyam: Holy shit! What did you do?!

Heikal: I did what any normal man would do - I told her to take off her clothes and join in.

Divyam: Way to land it on the hudson.


Scenario 2:

Jon: The cops caught me having sex with a minor.

Umair: Holy crap, how the hell did you get away with it?

Jon: The cop was homo, so I let him suck me off and do me up the ass. He let me go afterwards.

Umair: way to land it on the hudson

Scenario 3:

Bocchi: Fuck I just lost all my money on fucking SPONGETECH FUCK!!! THAT WAS NEARLY 10 Gs!! I hate MOSKOWITZ!

Nimesh: FUCK Yo I lost 8 Gs, lets just land it on the hudson, and get his daughter pregnant by a black man.
by PrinceURJordanTheThird April 11, 2009
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