Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”
Ex.2
“Fuck, a goose.”
Ex.2
“Fuck, a goose.”
by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020
Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.
Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa.
DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd
DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd
by ChubStain July 8, 2011
n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi
Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.
by DanOfThorp August 4, 2008
1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.
2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.
by SlinkyChampion January 6, 2022
Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.
Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).
by Ben-87 July 8, 2011
Cody totally goosed that chick last night.
or...
Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed
or...
Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed
by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011