Fleas

ITS JUST A FUCKING FLEA YOU SEE IT ON YOUR DOG EVERYDAY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A MANS-SHIN LOL BUT YOU GET THE POINT ITS ITCHES YOU STUPID BITCH!

ITS A FUCKING FLEA ON MARLEY - Marley and me / IDFK OR CARE fleas , flea

by I hate you but it's funny April 3, 2017

flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

Flea

Someone who gives very low tips; in a bar or restaurant; a bad tipper; someone who, like a flea, has (so to speak) arms that are so short, they cannot reach into his pockets.

Hoping for a good tip, the bartender presented the bill to the guy in the red shirt, not his friend. That’s because the friend is a flea.

by RubyD May 2, 2025

Flea daddys

When you are out camping in a tent and a bunch of tiny bugs begin sucking or biting your cock and give you huge itch red welched on your pussy, or hog.

Yo bro I love it when I get flea daddys

by Big daddy rossti April 21, 2023

Flea

A low tipper in a bar or restaurant. Refers to someone who, like a flea, has arms that are too short to reach down into his/her pockets.

The bartender served a pair of guys and, hoping for a good tip, presented the bar tab to the guy he knew was not a flea.

by RubyD March 13, 2025

Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018