flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018

Flea

A low tipper in a bar or restaurant. Refers to someone who, like a flea, has arms that are too short to reach down into his/her pockets.

The bartender served a pair of guys and, hoping for a good tip, presented the bar tab to the guy he knew was not a flea.

by RubyD March 13, 2025

Flea daddys

When you are out camping in a tent and a bunch of tiny bugs begin sucking or biting your cock and give you huge itch red welched on your pussy, or hog.

Yo bro I love it when I get flea daddys

by Big daddy rossti April 21, 2023

Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

Flea

A bad tipper. A person who, like a flea, has short arms, so he doesn’t reach into his pockets

Hey bartender, don’t give your bill to that guy over there if you want to make money. He’s a flea. Give it to his friend.

by RubyD May 16, 2025

Flea Market

When one person in an orgy has crabs and gives it to every member in the orgy.

Man, I was with a couple of people the other day and I ended up getting an STD, I think someone flea market the orgy

by The turn tables June 17, 2022

Fleas

Fleas little insects that commonly get on dogs fur. Known to be very bad for them. Animals in the wild commonly have fleas. The effect of these are itchy fur for animals

“ I hate fleas :)”

by Lil ute March 19, 2021