Wook-flea

A girl who wears minimal clothing, large furry boots, candy bracelets, panda hats, and will blow anybody who has molly at a rave. Usually found getting bounced around porter potties by the local drug dealers like a hacky sack.

Look at that wook-flea stumbling out of the porter potty with a glow in the dark condom stuck to her leg.

by MitchRundle June 3, 2016

flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018

Flea flicker

A man who enjoys tickling a women’s pink part

“Dude, Carlo’s a total flea flicker.”

by William’s Rowling October 3, 2021

flea

A bad tipper; someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

My friend Chris is a flea. He tips the bartender only small amounts, certainly smaller than I do.

by RubyD March 12, 2025

flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

Fleas

ITS JUST A FUCKING FLEA YOU SEE IT ON YOUR DOG EVERYDAY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A MANS-SHIN LOL BUT YOU GET THE POINT ITS ITCHES YOU STUPID BITCH!

ITS A FUCKING FLEA ON MARLEY - Marley and me / IDFK OR CARE fleas , flea

by I hate you but it's funny April 3, 2017

Flea

Someone who gives very low tips; in a bar or restaurant; a bad tipper; someone who, like a flea, has (so to speak) arms that are so short, they cannot reach into his pockets.

Hoping for a good tip, the bartender presented the bill to the guy in the red shirt, not his friend. That’s because the friend is a flea.

by RubyD May 2, 2025