Byron Emerick

He nap. He snacc. He heartattac.

Who is the laziest slug of all? Byron Emerick.

by Captain Sack May 24, 2021

jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024

Papa Emeritus III

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.

Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.

by olive the olive sprout February 19, 2024