Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

dog shit militia

The legendary rapper babytron has a rapper gang that he calls the shitty boyz dog shit milita.

“Ay shitty boyz dog shit militia u know what the fuck goin on”

by SHITTY BOYZ July 4, 2023

Dog shit

Absolute fucking piece of shit that makes you puke your intensities out.

Doug: Did you watch the new Death Note movie on Netflix?
Sam: Man that was absolute dog shit!

by Et-tu? May 9, 2021