Delaware Punch

named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.

Delaware Punch was created by Thomas E. Lyons in 1913. The brand is currently owned by The Coca-Cola Company, but has been discontinued.

by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023

delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

by s.exe December 21, 2016

Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020

Delaware Dirt Path

The act of performing intercourse through someone's colostomy hole.

Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut

by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017

Delaware

Delaware is supposedly a thing. It is not. Delaware is a lie the government makes us believe. It does not exist and never did. It was always a part of the US State of Maryland, but the Government doesn't want you to know.

Person One: ' ' Have you heard of this cool state named Delaware? ' '

Person Two: ' ' ...What's a Delaware? Don't you know it's not real? ' '

by MarylandballProductions November 30, 2024

delaware dangler

This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.

That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.

by silas6872 January 6, 2019

Delaware Digsite

1) Verb

A sexual act, wherein one person sticks their long coke pinky into the other person’s anus, and scrapes out a huge turd clump with the coke pinky. They then proceed to snort the turd like coke.

“The doctor says I have pink eye. I knew I shouldn’t have given her the Delaware Digsite!”

by DiarrheaDildo69 August 5, 2025