Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 01, 2022
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DERPY DARWIN

Derpy Darwin is a term to define a handsome young Darwin C. He is cute and naughty and wears a hat that looks like the blue jays logo but is a raccoon
DOPE that is Derpy Darwin talking to my Grandma again!
by DERPY DARWIN June 08, 2022
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Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.
"Darwin Yunus the GOAT"
by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024
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Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
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Darwine

Female 1: who's that?
Female 2: oh him he's Darwine.
Female 1: I'm gonna suck his dick.
by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018
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Charles Darwin School

A school in biggin hill with chavs and normal people and road men who think they run the school people would say it is a good school though
by nanwkwkqkqlqla October 20, 2021
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No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!
by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
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