Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.

1#-DARWIN I LOVE YOU
Darwin-oH chill

by Verygaygirlwholovesagirl June 3, 2018

Darwin Nunez

Darwin Nunez is the most sexy Guy of all time, he looks like a god and i want to just eat him.

Girl: Who is your celebrity crush?
Guy: Darwin Nunez of course!

by anonymous April 9, 2024

Darwin

Look a Darwin to me is a sweet guy.The funny guy,Actually the most perfect guy, he plays a sport or two.Are mid height,And lord ha beautiful eyes.A Darwin to me is the most perfect guy.Funny,sweet,a gentleman,everything.He might be a little ugly,but that’s the best part.Even tho he got a big nose,he’s still an attractive young man,girls usually throw themselves at him,but he doesn’t want any of them,he only wants that one girl.

Persona 1-“Ay uhm yk Darwin?”
Persona 2-“Darwin??!? Hell yeah”

by Bigboobiesmooch November 27, 2022

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

Darwin

Darwin is potty word.

Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What

by Doin Ur Mommm December 29, 2022