by DracoMalfoy158 February 3, 2020

by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010

Usually pertaining to the large scale production of small potato men, more commonly known as Thinsyies. The "Crisp" is derived in part from an attack upon the Potato Men back in 1864, when a giant flamethrower burnt many Potato Men to death, inevitably leading to the first Original Thins Crisp. Crispy, Crunchy, Deliciously QQ.
by QQ Quote July 26, 2009

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.
Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.
Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.
by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie
by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Same entomology as "Darth"
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Same entomology as "Darth"
Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight
OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight
OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016
