Butter churn

The butter churn, in which you give your partner a hand job and getting them to finish multiple times and leaving the nut to dry and adding it to a dish and feeding it to your partners parents.

Guy number 1: I got butter churned last night, and went to my parent’s house.

Guy number 2: are we deadass.

by Arealonewasherejustknow January 3, 2026

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Churning Coffee Butter

Refers to the boiling sensation felt in the lower abdomen after drinking lots of coffee shortly before having explosive diarrhea.

“Can I use your bathroom? I am churning coffee butter and need to use it immediately!”

by Buttery boi January 25, 2026