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candice deez nuts

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
by fuckuou November 14, 2022
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comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small
by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022
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Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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Candice

A 2019 joke used to be annoying to girls of the same age.
Guy: “hey girl you know Candice.”
Girl:”Who?”
Guy:“CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!”
by Candice183781 November 29, 2019
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CANDICE

This is the symptom of "Ligma" and "Bofa", which are highly deadly to your right testicle and can result in "Harry Ballzak syndrome".
by ketjsynds June 5, 2022
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Candice

A racial slur towards Girl Scouts

Originally adopted by Cookiequeen
Cookiequeen sold 300 cookies, she’s such a Candice I bet I could sell more.
by Cookiequeenallison January 6, 2022
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