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when a girl is on her period and a group of girls start it too, its called bluetoothing.
friend- you bluetoothed me!
girl- sorry!
by JesusSavesEveryone November 24, 2024
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bluetooth action

Bluetooth action refers to a sexual action that is hands free.
In their open marriage, Jada must be getting lots of bluetooth action from everyone but Will.
by Bumble_Bee_LA July 2, 2022
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Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.
Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?
by Lumis March 21, 2024
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
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bluetooth rizz

A type of rizz where you share your rizz powers to those around you and level up all the mandem
Thanks for the Bluetooth rizz bro
by J12stinky December 7, 2022
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