babedar

An unkeen ability too sense when a hot babe is in the vicinity. Kind of like Spiderman and his Spidey-sense, except for babes. Once you pick up a signal on your babedar you can choose whether to shoot a missile at it (go for her), like an F-15C, or just ignore the signal and proceed.

Dude my babedar is picking up huge signals on it at 3 O' Clock low.

by Jake-up April 15, 2006

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

Cross Fados Barbados

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.

Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!

by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021

barbemous minimus

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.

by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011

Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.

Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"

by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014

Barbecunion

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer

I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!

by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

Barbeque fingers

When you've fingered a girl on her period, gotten blood on your fingers, and the proceed to finger her in her ass and getting shit on your fingers. Barbeque fingers.

Dude, i fingerbanged this chick in both holes, got them barbeque fingers now you feel me?

by r7yu April 1, 2019