Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
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Shoving several eggs (usually the whole carton) up the anus of your partner. After finishing, they poop out the whole carton of eggs.
2. noun
A mysterious and highly respected figure in the fictional state of Bosnia, known for their uncanny ability to raise chickens that are not only egg-laying champions but also rumored to understand basic Slavic dialects. Often spotted wearing a tracksuit, squatting beside their prized hens.
Shoving several eggs (usually the whole carton) up the anus of your partner. After finishing, they poop out the whole carton of eggs.
2. noun
A mysterious and highly respected figure in the fictional state of Bosnia, known for their uncanny ability to raise chickens that are not only egg-laying champions but also rumored to understand basic Slavic dialects. Often spotted wearing a tracksuit, squatting beside their prized hens.
"Don’t mess with him, man. His uncle's a Bosnian Chicken Breeder—his rooster once headbutted a border guard."
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