Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.

Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"

by GF October 7, 2005

Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

Alt/Alternative

In a fashionistic sense, it means to stray away from newspaper and capitalistic definitions of what it means to be perfect and acceptable in society. It is a DIY and anti-big-company based ideology.

This is not to be confused with the "hello kitty says ACAB" monster energy gun people, who promote the ideal that more money spent=the more alt you are, which is the direct opposite definition of alt.

People who are against the promotion of perfectionism in the media, and like to look a different way than the societal norm can be considered alt/alternative.

by akshualjoker420 June 25, 2021