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United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck
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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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Airlining

When you're sizing up the room, because something instinctively doesn't feel right.
Them: Why are you so quiet?
Answer: These people give me weird vibes, so I'm just airlining, trying to fly through this turbulence.
by TooMuchPooForYou December 27, 2020
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