United Airlines

THEY BREAK GUITARS

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2024

Pinochet Airlines

Airline founded by former Chilean President Augusto Pinochet. Luxury services marketed primarily to Marxist rebels included tours of the Pacific Ocean and Andes peaks. Such travelers enjoyed these excursions so much they never came back.

That Chilean commie's about to take a one-way flight on Pinochet Airlines.
Pinochet Airlines - catering to and creating good communists for decades.

by TANSTAAFL1 June 9, 2025

Airline movie

A movie that’s so mediocre that it’s the kind that gets licensed to a airline screen

(Person 1): Did you see Free Guy? (Person 2): Yeah, total airline movie.

by TheDoofSlayer June 21, 2022

Delta Airlines

the airline that gives 10,000 USD using literal APPLE PAY!?!
the airline that delayed over 1,000 flights.
THE MOST OVERRATED AIRLINE IN AMERICA

Dummy1: Ay, u flying Delta Airlines today
Person that is "flying" : They canceled my flight, I AM RAGING. NEVER AGAIN!

by BARK July 3, 2022