lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

Lawnmower

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.

I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower

by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

Wirral lawnmower

The art of filling the anal cavity with cheap lager then sealing with butplug. After the period(longer the wait more potent) the male quickly drinks the lager along with days worth of shit.

Hey Klayton got Wirral lawnmowerd by Thea and it was crazy!

by Oatesy42 July 13, 2025

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

lawnmower

the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy

Last night me and my girlfriend hot the lawnmower

by anne.freak June 7, 2025

Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.

"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"

by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024