Lawnmower

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmowering

When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.

Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.

by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019

Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

by The 4nswer October 19, 2008

Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.

The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower

by Morris Lester January 30, 2025

lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.

Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025