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lock your doors 

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)
example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

Keep Banging your doors 

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.
Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”

bag of trash on your doorstep 

Why did someone let a bag of trash on your doorstep? Because you're trash!
Someone is telling you that you are trash!

shit on your own doorstep 

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person
you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

Smash your back doors in 

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!
Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?