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your potato is fully cooked 

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

Your tie is crooked! 

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!
If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!