wopple

A friend who likes you or looks up to you a little too much. A friend who follows you around like a little sibling, to the point that their adoration is a little bit uncomfortable.

Alternatively, a person who generally relates to others in an admiring or adoring way.
"Dude, I can't seem to get away from Lee." "That's because he's your wopple."

"Ulrike is so cool, I'm totally her wopple now."

"I like Quinn but she's kind of a wopple."
by tvbd January 13, 2023
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Zam Wopple

It’s a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, onomatopoeia, a poem, a love confession, a job offer, your child’s new name, an iPhone camera, a description of a person who eats cranberries in a pomegranate field, it’s anything you want it to be.
Damn girl, you’re so Zam Wopple.”
“What.”
by Jerry Sprinkles February 06, 2023
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wopple flopper

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.
Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??
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