~A driving condition that stays with most women for their whole life.
~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.
~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
~Symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.
~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
man 1:"Why is that car going all over the road when the driving conditions are perfect?"
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"
man2:" Oh it's just a woman driver... most likely someone who sounds like Kyla"
by blackmamba123456 March 28, 2013
Get the Woman Driver mug.No, no, no, the first 2 dumb-fucks messed this all up. I'm sorry you guys have tiny penises. A woman driver doesn't deserve her bad reputation. Most of the time, she drives like a normal human being. Woman do get in crashes and accidents. But instead of being hypocrites, you should admit that men do the exact same thing, and it's mostly the MEN who drive drunk.
My mother, a woman driver, drives perfectly.
The woman driver joke has been around for about 20 years and for some fucked-up reason people still find it funny. SOME MEN cry and whine about being discriminated against then turn around and degrade us.
The woman driver joke has been around for about 20 years and for some fucked-up reason people still find it funny. SOME MEN cry and whine about being discriminated against then turn around and degrade us.
by All Powerful Lioness September 20, 2010
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