Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken

Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.

by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

Wokens

Imaginary tokens you get for being woke in public. You can't exchange them for anything, but getting them gives some sense of meaning to your life that is otherwise devoid of any value.

Samantha: OMG the other day I saw this white woman telling a girl not to speak Spanish in Starbucks. It was heart breaking. I had to intervene and set the woman straight and the latinx girl thanked me. Cant believe this is still happening in 2019.
Karen: Omg that was so inspiring. Did I tell you I found out my family used to own slaves? I was devastated.
Bob: both of you are some lying ass bitches making shit up for some wokens.

by prof poo July 18, 2019